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CBabes _ Member Talk _ LET ME SEE IF I 'VE GOT THIS RIGHT

Posted by: charity Feb 8 2010, 08:09 PM

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL
PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

A JOB,
A DRIVERS LICENSE
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
WELFARE
FOOD STAMPS
CREDIT CARDS
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE
FREE EDUCATION
FREE HEALTH CARE
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY ' S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON ' T GET
ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

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Posted by: ALS Feb 8 2010, 08:20 PM

That about sums it up. Excluding the brand new tricked out F-150 or Escalade...

Posted by: Rink Feb 8 2010, 09:17 PM

Don't forget if you cross the Mexican Border from the South going North illegally you get cleaned out of all your valubules, and possibly shot and/or immediately deported. (Get shot just getting found by the mexican Border Patrol and then they steal whats on you or worse.)